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Joke of the Day

"What does a Native American Biologist live in? ATP"

"I have started a band called Free Beer. When people see our sign 'Free Beer Tomorrow at 9PM' I'm sure everyone is going to be there."

"How to fall down stairs Step 1 Step 6 Step 8,9,11"

"What's the difference between a frog and a cat? A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night."

"I finally found an onramp for the road to success!!!! It was closed for construction."

"My grandfather died in Auswitch... He fell out of the guardtower"

"Why did Cruz pick Carly Fiorina as his running mate? To lay off his campaign staff."

"Welcome to Starbucks how may I help you? ""Regular coffee with cream please"" That's $40, 5ml of unicorn tears, and 10 dragon scales. ""TEN?"""

"Why did the farmer cross the road? He was fucking the chicken."

"Boss: You're late Me: Sorry, my clock was set to Australian time Boss: That would make today Saturday Me: You're right. I'll go home"