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Joke of the Day

"A chemist walks into a bar and orders a glass of h2o... The next guy in line says, ""I'll have a glass of h2o, too."" He died shortly after."

"What is a bigot? A bigot is anyone winning an argument with a liberal."

"A juice bar called Just Kale Yourself."

"""Lifehack"" is now just synonymous with ""action."" ""A great lifehack for becoming a doctor is going to medical school!"""

"What Did The Chinese Man Say When Asked What He Wanted For Dinner? Bitch please."

"What time of day is it in France right now? Mourning"

"I like my women like I like my coffee... Ground up and in the freezer"

"What does a Astronaut that likes to play Basketball eat for Breakfast Space Jam I hope this hasn't been posted yet"

"4-year-old: *looks at our pig* Which pig is she? Me: What do you mean? 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks?"

"The son comes out to his dad The son says to his dad: Dad, I am gay. His dad says: You're not gay. Elton John is gay. You're a morose son of a bitch."