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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the stupidest fish in the sea? A dumb bass."
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"Satan: ""Waaazzz up?"" God: ""Speak of the Devil."" Satan: ""Really?"" God: ""Sorry, figure of speech."" Satan: ""Jesus Christ."" Jesus: ""What?"""
"Bieber fever begins with a rash on your gentials that quickly spreads to the brain."
"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... Ba dum tchhhh."
"Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we make it go."
"Why did Tim Tebow's mom protest against the Russian soup truck? It contained a borscht ton."
"What do you call a vulture with no beak? A head banger."
"A police officer pulls over a speeding car.. The cop said to the driver, ""Ha! I've been waiting for someone like you all day!"". The driver replied, ""Well, I got here as fast as I could!"""
"Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting? He was addicted to crack."
"Why are divorces so expensive? Because they are worth it!"