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Joke of the Day
"Do you know about Bassist heaven? I've never heard of it"
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"Why German Loves Americans why do Germans love Americans? because Americans are the most hated people in the world now."
"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick into my girlfriend's ass."
"I've read all of Charles Dickens's novels except one. I don't have *Great Expectations*."
"Don't you love followers that don't acknowledge your existence. Its so cute. Its like I have tiny marriages all over the world."
"How did Saddam deal with his leftovers? He used sarin wrap"
"Here's a long joke.. Trumps candidacy"
"Q:Of the set; 689 and 986, which is larger? A) 689 B)986 C) Who cares, as long as they are having a good time!"
"One of my many niche-market jokes They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so why haven't beekeepers monopolized the fashion industry?"
"How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it :D"