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Joke of the Day

"There are two types of people in this world. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data...."

"132 LEGS AND 8 TEETH Q: What has 132 legs and 8 teeth? A: The front row of a Garth Brooks concert!"

"What kind of jackets do Audiophiles wear? FLAC jackets"

"OVERHEARD - Woman 1: ""We went downtown to visit 9/11..."" Woman 2: ""You mean the World Trade Center?"" Woman 1: ""No that's not there anymore."""

"There's no 5 second rule at my house. The dog is much quicker than that."

"ME: I had salmon for lunch. WIFE: the L is silent. ME: Ha, I knew that. I meant unch."

"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man? zero"

"Yo momma so fat... yo momma so fat, I crashed into her for 15 minutes"

"Buddy of mine dropped some acid... Burnt a hole in the floor... He was tripping for days!"

"A mosquito bit Hillary Clinton the other day... It was later found to have hit itself in the back of the head with a fly swatter."