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Joke of the Day

"Height of noise Two skeletons having sex on a tin roof and using a can for a condom"

"Why Did The NSA Worker Have To Stay In Russia? He Was Snowed In(Snowden) ;)"

"I could have sworn I saw fig flavored altoids the other day.. must have been a figment of my imagination."

"What did the dope dealer say after he got a colonic? I don't got shit."

"Is the EU working out? It lost a few pounds this summer."

"So a local photographer started seeing a chemist from out of town... I heard their relationship was developing quite nicely."

"If it weren't for marriage, women would have to spend most of their adult lives arguing with complete strangers."

"My girlfriend told me I need to show a little more interest in her family. So I f*cked her sister."

"Merry Christmas!!!!!!!!! Maby a cross-post to math is in order."

"Why cant you watch TV in Afghanistan? Because of the tele-ban."