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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between dark and hard It stays dark all night"
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"What I know about you has earned my attention. What I don't know about you is what makes you interesting."
"How to get a job on Game of Thrones: Q: Can you act? A: Sorta Q: Will you get naked? A: Yes HIRED!"
"Getting really fucking annoyed now! This is the 6th ATM I've been to, that's had ""insufficient funds""."
"He's Fat! He's Skinny! Two Brothers, TOO FUNNY! Adam Sandler AND Adam Sandler in ""Bud is Thicker than Walter!"""
"Her: (Sigh) How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey? Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!"
"What is the KKK's favorite soup? Clan chowder"
"What did the leper say to the prostitute? ""Keep the tip"""
"Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to....unless you're in prison."
"Do you know how many feminists it takes to change a light bulb? One, you asshole."