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Joke of the Day
"Who was the first carpenter? Eve. She made Adam's banana stand"
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"1. Denial 2. Anger 3. Bargaining 4. Depression 5. Acceptance - My stages of getting ready for work"
"Pedophile pulls up next to a kid and says ""Hey little boy, come in my car and I'll give you a lollie"" kid says ... ""Give me the whole bag and I'll come in your mouth"""
"What did the japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor? Commit sushi"
"""Are you listening to understand or to be right?"" ~ sometimes pretending to listen results in unexpected mutiple choice questions"
"I heard today that Stevie Wonder was getting a divorce, so sad he didn't even see it coming."
"What happened to the McDonald's Cook when he stuck his dick in the pickle slicer? They both got fired."
"A parrot named Nigel leaves home and returns home,4 years later, speaking Spanish It's pretty common, all the language majors I knew moved back in with their parents too."
"How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer? He's out standing in his field"
"How does Justin Beiber remove a condom? He farts."