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Joke of the Day

"What did the japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor? Commit sushi"

"What would be the worst meal for a football wife? OJ and Rice"

"A rough, hard drinking baseball umpire was upset because he couldn't get his little boy to sit on his lap and talk to him. After all, the son never sits on the brutish umpire."

"Doing some research on the Fresh Prince of Belair. Does anybody know where he was born and raised and where he spent most of his days?"

"How do blind people know when they're done wiping?"

"It's not that I don't know how to juggle... I just don't have the balls to do it!"

"What do you call a politically correct boat? A censorship"

"What is Mexicans favourite sport Cross-Country"

"Hello everyone this is your pilot speaking. If u look out the windows on your left youll see some fish. This is the worst Ive ever messed up"

"My girlfriend was asked to step aside and frisked at the airport for resembling a Friends character. I think she was a victim of Rachel profiling."