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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer? He's out standing in his field"
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"My phone is crap. I put it into airplane mode and threw it up in the air. Worst transformer ever."
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"Doctor: what seems to be the problem? Me: I need to be docted Doctor: you came to the right place. I'm a doctor. I doct people"
"Did you hear about the blind woman in a gangbang? She didn't know what came over her."
"You know what most people hate about ambiguity? Stuff."
"why does mommy cry when she cuts onions? ""she feels guilty cuz she stole them. see *lifts son onto lap* your mother likes to steal onions"""
"6 months ago my doctor gave me 6 months to live. But when I couldn't pay my bill today, he decided to give me another 6 months."
"What do you call a retired comedian? Comedy mold."
"Carmen Sandiego is probably in San Diego"