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Joke of the Day

"How does Justin Beiber remove a condom? He farts."

"why don't lions like clowns? they taste funny"

"[2024] ""Yeah my dad left to get vape juice 6 years ago, but he never came back"""

"My scale is broken. It only seems to go up."

"After God had finished creating 24 hours of alternating light and darkness... One of his angels asked him what he was going to do next. He said, ""I think I'm going to call it a day."""

"Q: Why does a dog wag it's tail? - A: No one else will do it for them"

"An ear doctor gets a phone call from a patient and asks him to describe the symptoms. He says, ""they're yellow, Homer's fat and Marge has blue hair"". [Source](http://m.imgur.com/gallery/3axkvOQ)"

"Have you heard of Bill Cosby's new T.V. show? It's called, ""Women say the Dardest things."" He denies rape charges for thirty minutes."

"Punchline Wait, I probably wasn't supposed to put that in the title."

"How did Helen Keller learn to masturbate? She was reading her lips."