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Joke of the Day

"Time flies when you throw your alarm clock out the window."

"What does R. Kelly say to his kids when they do something bad? Urine trouble"

"Being all talk and no action sounds relaxing."

"Q: Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school? A: They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform."

"Stare at the waitress's boobs when you tell her you want ""everything"" on your sandwich. Ya never know..."

"What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways? He died on the cross!"

"What is a Mexican's favorite sport? It used to be cross country but now it's rock climbing."

"The biggest lie ""I have read the terms and conditions"""

"Just played the new Hillary Presidency Simulator I don't know why it's called Fallout 4 though."

"Do dogs know about light switches? Or do they think we all just have personalities that literally light up a room?"