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Joke of the Day
"I heard today that Stevie Wonder was getting a divorce, so sad he didn't even see it coming."
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"How do fireflies start a race ? Ready steady glow !"
"If you're not supposed to drink shampoo why do they make it in such pretty colors?"
"""Haha, you failed."" ""Yeah, so did your dads condom."""
"What is white outside, and black inside [NSFW] Justin Beiber with Usher dick in his anus."
"A giant porn conspiracy has been uncovered.... It was run by the illuminaughty"
"So I was driving home from work and I saw what looked like a giant weasel It was humongoose."
"What did the deaf guy say to the blind guy? I can't hear you, but I can see your point"
"I slept with the lights on last night because I missed the light switch with all 8 of the Nerf Darts I shot while lying in bed."
"How do you make a drummers car more aerodynamic? You remove the pizza delivery sign! Hahahahaaa..ha"