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Joke of the Day

"Pedophile pulls up next to a kid and says ""Hey little boy, come in my car and I'll give you a lollie"" kid says ... ""Give me the whole bag and I'll come in your mouth"""

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"Lazy thought by my girlfriend Her: ""Why is it Bees Knees, Why not Bees Nuts?"" (Deez nuts)"
"Walking around Houston airport taking iPads from unattended kids. I have 4 so far."
"Has anyone checked whether cows really have 4 stomachs? Because it kinda sounds like a lie a cow made up once to get more food"
"Does someone who sleeps on the ground because they like a hard mattress... prefer to sleep on Terra Firma?"
"Why was the car theif not able to steal the wooden car Because he couldn't drive stick!"
"Why is there so much ""twang"" in Country music? It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding."
"Why wasn't the sequel to The Fast and the Furious called Bi-fast Bi-Curious?"
"Bless you, my son... What is the difference between a priest and acne? Acne waits for puberty before coming on his face."