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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my scotch 12-14 years old"
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"Why does Wiz Khalifa brush his teeth? Plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow."
"I asked a girl to text me when she got home She must be homeless"
"Knock,Knock joke Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him."
"A cucumber made a dill with the devil. He's in quite a pickle now."
"Why are women dressed white on their wedding day? because all good kitchen appliances come in white."
"A roofer is working on a house and makes a mistake and falls through the ceiling and into the house. One of the guys inside says, ""nice of you to drop in."""
"Samsung But what did Sam sing?!"
"What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A bad golfer goes *whack* ""damn"" and a bad skydiver goes ""damn"" *whack*"
"mad props to my friends from high school who are successfully balancing raising a baby and constantly posting someecards on facebook"