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Joke of the Day
"A cucumber made a dill with the devil. He's in quite a pickle now."
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"my wife finally agreed to a threesome, on the condition that she picks the girl i replied ""nah, honey, i'm gonna pick both of them"""
"Why aren't fish good tennis players? They don't like getting close to the net!"
"Two men walk into a BAR... The third one ducked!"
"When I misplace something and you say ""where did you have it last"" I feel like you don't know what misplace means."
"Why did Cain kill his brother? Because he was Abel to."
"Read about that farmer who lost a whole load of crops when crossing the river. Turns out his boat was full of leeks."
"""Count your blessings. Then count them again."" - OCD optimist"
"What did one steak say to another? Nice to meat you"
"My dad used to wash my mouth out with soap... But that was just to get rid of the DNA evidence."