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Joke of the Day

"Why does Wiz Khalifa brush his teeth? Plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow."

"What vehicle does Hitler use to fly ? Heil-acopter"

"A guy gets hit on the head by a falling soda can. But he's allright. Guess he was lucky *puts on sunglasses* It was a soft drink #FFFC"

"Accidentally texted my dad ""have a hood day"" and he shot three people"

"Did you hear the joke about the bees? Its a bit long to tell you now but I asure you it was very honey!"

"Life has taught me if you go to the store for milk and you're high, you won't buy milk. You will spend half your rent on hot pockets though."

"According to a study I read... Men think about the adjectival form of pus every 6 seconds."

"Help. All the girls on Tinder say if you're only looking for sex, swipe left. It's not working"

"*Goes to the gym. Takes a selfie in front of the weights. Leaves."

"Rick Astley's movie collection... You can ask to borrow any movie from Rick Astley except for one. He's never gonna give you Up."