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Joke of the Day
"Why does Wiz Khalifa brush his teeth? Plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow."
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"That time in 1997 you found out Chris Rock & Chris Tucker are 2 different people & realized you're racist. #thatwasawkward"
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"What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea? An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week."