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Joke of the Day
"Samsung But what did Sam sing?!"
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"I went to Thailand... Saw a hot girl in the bar. I kept telling myself ""don't get a erection, don't get a erection"". After 5 mins, it happened.. She got a erection"
"I bet Hannibal Lecter was pretty disappointed when he found out a five finger discount had nothing to do with purchasing fingers."
"What is the most sensitive part on mans body while he is masturbating. His ears."
"One time, this guy handed me a picture of him, He said ""here's a picture of me when I was younger."" I responded ""Every picture is of you when you were younger."" -Mitch Hedberg"
"My car horn hasn't worked for a long time. Today, a Boy Scout fixed it and all he said was, ""Beep repaired!"""
"Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon? Because they cantaloupe.."
"What's the difference between a queer and a refrigerator? A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull the meat out!"
"CRUEL JOKE What did the blind, deaf, mute quadraplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer."
"I started a business... I started a business selling land mines that look like prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof."