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Joke of the Day

"Knock,Knock joke Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him."

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"Shock me once, shame on you. Shock me twice, that's just revolting."
"Placing my signature wherever i go. Because, signature move!"
"What kind of chicken is circumcised and suffers from E.D.? A boneless, skinless chicken!"
"As a kid, I had a real obsession with Posh Spice It cost my parents a fortune in saffron..."
"A guy walks into a bar owned by Eminem... He says,""Give me 2 shots..."" The bartender cuts him off saying,""You only get one shot."""
"Why did the aardvark cross the road? To beat up the idiot telling jokes about him. (Not an original joke)"
"What's the longest word in the world? Smiles. Because there's a mile between each 'S'."
"Whenever someone says ""I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart"", all I hear is ""I know where you can buy drugs"""