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Joke of the Day
"It's kinda like i'm a shopaholic but with alcohol instead of clothes."
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"Hey does anyone know how to spell antidisestablishmentarianism?"
"My life is like a romantic comedy Except there's no romance and it's just me laughing at my own jokes. > HA! Hilarious and original! Encore!"
"Why do Sumo Wrestlers shave their legs? So you don't confuse them with a feminist. [Source](https://www.reddit.com/r/MeanJokes/comments/2hezp9/why_do_sumo_wrestlers_shave_their_legs/)"
"How can you tell if a man is happy? Who Cares?"
"Hey girl is there wifi here? Cuz i feel a connection"
"""You will not marry him! He is not of our kind!"" But we're in love! ""It is forbidden!"" *whale elopes with submarine*"
"When the inventor of the USB stick dies they'll gently lower the coffin, then pull it back up, turn it the other way, then lower it again."
"Sometimes waking up means the best part of your day is over!"
"Now that I have teenagers I understand why some animals eat their young."