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Joke of the Day
"Now that I have teenagers I understand why some animals eat their young."
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"I've just been in the garden with my stepladder Not my real ladder, I don't get on with him"
"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the other eight are unimportant."
"College was the most expensive nap I ever took."
"A fruit truck just crashed on the highway It caused a major traffic jam."
"Maybe if we start telling people the brain is an app they will start using it."
"A good one my buddy told me ""It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs - they always take things literally."""
"How do you make a dog float? Take two scoops of ice cream a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog."
"I've been reading the dictionary. Spoiler alert: ""zyzzyva""!!"
"The whole purpose of vacationing is to make you appreciate knowing where the channels are at home."