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Joke of the Day

"Why do Sumo Wrestlers shave their legs? So you don't confuse them with a feminist. [Source](https://www.reddit.com/r/MeanJokes/comments/2hezp9/why_do_sumo_wrestlers_shave_their_legs/)"

"I ran into Harambe for the first time in a while last night, so we decided to go get a drink. Bartender: what'll you have? Harambe: I'll have a beer. Me: no, he'll have a shot."

"They say a woman does better research than the FBI... Good thing a man can hide secrets better than the CIA."

"*looks at selfie* ""Hmmm I need more flattering lighting"" *tries again inside an unlit abandoned coal mine* ""ahhh much better"""

"Why don't cannibals eat clowns? because they taste funny"

"Some terrorists are flying over France, what do they do? They go parachuting."

"My legal team is advising me to get jiggy with it."

"Walking up to guys with girls with them and saying ""you never called! Our son is 5 now"" then walk away....always brightens my day"

"My kids in public are direct payback for every time I shriek'd PLEASE DON'T HIT ME AGAIN at my mom in the middle of a crowded mall as a kid."

"Which fish dresses the best? The Swordfish - It always looks sharp!"