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Joke of the Day

"Why do Sumo Wrestlers shave their legs? So you don't confuse them with a feminist. [Source](https://www.reddit.com/r/MeanJokes/comments/2hezp9/why_do_sumo_wrestlers_shave_their_legs/)"

"Why do pedophiles love reddit? There are so many immature assholes."

"*Lowers raised hand. Where's the nearest cycle path you meant? Thought you said psychopath."

"Virgin Airlines is opening a bank called Virgin Money. It's for people who've never been screwed by a bank before."

"Rose: I'm so cold. Jack: Listen, Rose. You're gonna get out of here, you're gonna go on and- fine, you can have my damn hoodie"

"Son, I'm not a mad scientist, just a disappointed scientist."

"What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old? Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four"

"What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs? The Muppets"

"What did the male telescope say to the hot female telescope? HUBBLE HUBBLE!"

"I think this sub is dying There hasn't been a post ALL YEAR!"