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Joke of the Day

"How can you tell if a man is happy? Who Cares?"

"Nobody in this grocery store thinks I'm a good bowler. Also, clean up in aisle four."

"What do you call a monkey sitting on a lions back? The most animalistic way to ride a pussy"

"I'm a racist I think the human race is the best one."

"Palpatine what was your involvement in 9/11? Flew it."

"""Girls love illegible texts at 3:00am. Trust me."" -Alcohol"

"Teacher: Are you good at math? Pupil: Yes and no Teacher: What do you mean? Pupil: Yes I'm no good at math!"

"Anywhere but here. Where does the punchline of a joke go?"

"Some chick told me to get lost so I bought every season on DVD."

"ME: I had salmon for lunch. WIFE: the L is silent. ME: Ha, I knew that. I meant unch."