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Joke of the Day
"Sometimes waking up means the best part of your day is over!"
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"Why shouldn't you play against Adolf Hitler in Madden? Because he always blitzes."
"I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back."
"The creepiest thing you can do is drive next to someone on the highway at the exact same speed."
"Whats the difference between children and lesbians? Children shouldn't run with scissors. Lesbians shouldn't scissor with the runs."
"What are nuts on a wall? NSFW Wallnuts. What are nuts on a chest? Chestnuts. What are nuts on your chin? Dick in your mouth!"
"A man tried to force his wife to take an aspirin when she got in bed with him. She began yelling and saying ""I don't have a headache!"" The man replied, ""Good, let's fuck."""
"Demons must be obese... ...Because they hate getting exorcised."
"Which member of the Bach family went to prison? Bachgen Drwg. (it's welsh)"
"One sweet thing about being the boss in the office is that you can actually order specific supplies you want to steal."