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Joke of the Day
"What's black and sits at the top of a staircase? Steven Hawking after a house fire."
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"A banker tells his client that a 1,000,000 investment will turn into a ton of money! So the the client asks ""How much is a ton of money"" The banker responds ""Two Thousand Pounds"""
"An Investigator would also be a good name for a crocodile with tons of venture capital. FYI, i know the difference between the two but it doesn't sound right with a word echo."
"Trees have done a lot of shady things in their lives."
"""Would you just look at all this bullshit?!"" - enthusiastic fertilizer suppliers"
"My brother thought his vasectomy ... would keep his wife from getting pregnant, but apparently it just changed the color of the baby."
"No Olympian will ever be better at medaling than the gang on Scooby Doo."
"The Incomplete Surveys Institute concluded that 78% of every women"
"What did the sorority girl say when she couldn't eat another bite of pie? I literally pecan't right now."
"I hate when kangaroos say they're going to ""hop in the shower"" and expect you to laugh like you've never heard it before."