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Joke of the Day

"What did Ryan Lochte name his Gold medal? GoldiLochtes"

"Mom: Why can't you be successful like your brother? Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes"

"I met a guy with a tattoo on his penis that said ""Shorty"". When he got an erection, it said ""Shorty's Truck Stop Chattanooga, Tennessee""."

"What do you call a fat joke on reddit? Banned"

"This Halloween, the only Candy I'm interersted in swings from a pole and has daddy issues."

"So the business man turned into a priest... He talks alot about his new profit!"

"A magic tractor was driving down a country road... When suddenly it turned into a field!"

"How do you make German potato pancakes? Cook them in the microwave"

"Local News. A couple turned themselves into police. Wonder what they were before."

"Did you know that it's traditional to serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap? There's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise."