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Joke of the Day

"A magic tractor was driving down a country road... When suddenly it turned into a field!"

"The comedian made an entire audience laugh without speaking a single word No joke"

"I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent... twisted... gyrated... jumped up and down... and perspired for a half an hour. But by thetime I got my tights on.... the class was over!"

"when chuck Norris went to find Bigfoot, Bigfoot copied him self to escape from chuck"

"What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit? An astronut."

"Someone tried to tell me a joke in real life and it went on and on and on for like 3 sentences."

"A logician had a baby... When her parents asked if it was a boy or girl she replied,""Yes."" Edit: changed logistician to logician."

"[Me being beaten to death w/ can of frozen veggies] ""Oh peas no!"" [WHAP] ""Why u bean like this?"" [SMACK] ""Don't u carrot all?"" [CRACK]"

"What's a narcissist's favorite color? Reflection"

"""MAYBE IT'S THE TRANSMISSION!"" I scream helpfully when I drive past anyone who's car is broken down on the side of the road..."