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Joke of the Day
"A magic tractor was driving down a country road... When suddenly it turned into a field!"
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"I hate when a girl says the wrong name during sex They know my name isnt Someone Help"
"What do you call a pig that does karate? Pork Chop!"
"If I had a dollar every time a girl hit on me... I would still be poor"
"What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day? SQUAAATS! ...Polly want a cracker."
"Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st? Because Santa came early this year."
"Sometimes I like to stand in front of a mirror and reflect."
"Santa keeps his suits in the clauset."
"Did you hear about the 'Flock of Seagulls' fan who shot himself? [OC] Apparently the gun had a hair trigger."
"Why don't undertakers provide free services? That would be a dead giveaway."