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"How can you tell your girlfriend is getting to fat? She can wear your wife's clothes."
"I just saw a can of ginger ale that wasn't on an airplane and it looked really uncomfortable."
"coworker: those are some crazy socks me: well I guess th- socks: THE GOVERNMENT RECORDS ALL OF OUR PHONE CALLS & IS HIDING UFO EVIDENCE"
"Whats the worst thing about a Thai Masseuse Bride? They walk all over you."
"Nothing makes me feel like this exercise plan is working than the whistles & shouts coming from the jail when I run by."
"Knock Knock Its the Spanish inquisition"
"What do you call a violent, racist organization of confused Mexicans? The quequeque"
"I was so happy when I got my first pubic hair! But instantly saddened when I realized it was just my penis :(..."
"Why don't they have showers on airplanes? Because of the towel ban."