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Joke of the Day

"How do you make German potato pancakes? Cook them in the microwave"

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? (From u/cherryslurpee) I won't pay 100 bucks to have a garbanzo bean on my face."

"If you play Titanic backwards it's about a guy who rises from the sea, bangs a ginger and tries to throw her over the railing of a boat."

"Have you heard the joke about the Butter? I better not tell you, You Might spread it!!!"

"I'll have a foot long Italian with turkey and cheddar cheese. Whoops, wrong sub"

"How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond? Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser."

"What did the tumblr user do when she got arthritis? Massage a knee."

"What does a sheep say after walking into a disgusting, dirty bar? Ew."

"Why did the vampire attack the clown? He wanted the circus to be in his blood."

"What's the capital of Greece? About 10."