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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a fat joke on reddit? Banned"

"What would the Pilsbury Doughboy be if photos of him were constantly being put on magazine covers? A roll model."

"I try to spend at least 45 minutes on Chatroulette a night, but I usually have to stop early because my arm gets tired."

"Which whale makes the best sexual partner? One that will humpback!"

"I just took an IQ test and apparently I'm a Libra?"

"Don't be racist. It doesn't matter if you're black, asian or normal!"

"The guy blaring the self help CD at the red light in the rusted car with no bumpers wasn't amused when I said, ""I don't think it's working"""

"Why did the Mexican guy rob a train? He had a loco motive."

"Birthdays were invented by big wax corporations to sell more candles with numbers on them."

"Why did the bad comedian visit the dominatrix? Because he was a sucker for Pun-ishment."