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Joke of the Day
"Local News. A couple turned themselves into police. Wonder what they were before."
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"I like a good long fiction piece... So I picked up the Bible at my local book store."
"Where did the Muslim go for his sandwich? Aaaaaaaaallah Snackbar."
"My dad smeared glue all over his Uzi, and he say's his Glock is next. He can't be talked out of it. He's sticking to his guns."
"Came up with a joke that does not refer to sex, dildos, blonds, blacks, cocks, gays or even Trump. But this isn't it."
"A termite walks into a bar... And asks ""Is the bartender here?"""
"Having sex is like playing an instrument. When you do it right, you'll start hearing noises."
"Dear parents who line up 45 minutes early in the school pick-up line, I don't understand."
"I really hate those russian stacking dolls. They are so full of themselves."
"Everyone says I should sign up for a 401k but I don't think I can run that far."