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Joke of the Day

"What do Limas Sweed and Bruce Jenner have in common? Neither can keep track of their balls"

"Me: I know it hurts, but you'll learn to love again. Sheep: I don't know. I can't even look at ewe right now."

"I've never seen an ""outtie"" belly button in all the years of porn I've watched. I'm kinda glad, I don't want my eyes to get poked out."

"Hey people who say 'I want my funeral to be like this': what are you going to do about it if they don't do it like that?"

"Exams are like girlfriends! - difficult 2 understand - too many questions - more explanations are needed And results are most of the time failure..."

"I tried to come up with a pun about famous German philosophers... but I Kant."

"My teenage daughter is TRYING to say, ""I miss you dad, please take me fishing."" But it keeps coming out like, ""Hey, can I have $20 dollars."""

"There's a nudist convention in my town next weekend I might go if I've got nothing on"

"What do you call a warm glass of piss in the forest? A Bear trap."

"On what day of every week do soft drinks sell the most? thursday"