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Joke of the Day

"I've never seen an ""outtie"" belly button in all the years of porn I've watched. I'm kinda glad, I don't want my eyes to get poked out."

"How did Charlie Sheen contract HIV? He blew a Piston in his car."

"What's the difference between a Priest and Pimples? Pimples don't come on your face until you're at least 13."

"I am so lazy I thought about looking at the super moon and decided 2033 isn't even that far away"

"I dressed up as a coprophiliac Taurus to the Halloween party, but got kicked out because apparently it was ""indecent."" Bull-fucking-shit."

"What do you call a blind german guy? A not see."

"Jews where do you send a jew with ADD...... wait for it... A concentration camp"

"I just came from a domestic violence awareness concert... ...headlined by the Black Eyed Peas"

"To err is human; to moo bovine."

"Three advantages of Alzheimers One: You meet new people everyday. Two: On Easter Day you can hide your own eggs. Three: You meet new people everyday."