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Joke of the Day

"Me: I know it hurts, but you'll learn to love again. Sheep: I don't know. I can't even look at ewe right now."

"What did they call the Mexican cleaning robot? Aye CaRoomba"

"What does a suicide bomber say when he's teaching class? Pay attention! I'm only going to show this once."

"Paris Hilton is suddenly a DJ? Well. Then I'm a dragon."

"Women on twitter tell me my beard is hot Women in real life tell me where I can find food and shelter ."

"Sure he's handsome, funny, smart, charming and successful, but can he fit 54 M&M's in his mouth at once? I didn' fink fo"

"A photon checks into a hotel... A photon checks into a hotel and the porter asks him if he has any luggage. Photon replies: ""No, I'm traveling light"""

"What's the difference between a cunt and an asshole? According to the latest polls, about 4%."

"I find humour in the simple things... That's why I am banned from all Special Olympics events."

"Did you hear that they upgraded the lighting system on the Goodyear blimp? Now they call it the LED zeppelin."