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Joke of the Day
"With great power comes great electricity bill."
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"How do you get a blowjob in Flint, MI Pour bottled water over your dick."
"How do magicians hide their boners? The power of missed-erection."
"Two more nuns Two nuns in a bath. First one says ""where's the soap?"" Second nun says ""yeah, it does doesn't it."""
"I got free pancakes on International Pancake Day. International Women's Day is now almost over and I think I like pancake day better."
"Her: Come over, Joseph! Stalin: Can't, I'm sending people to gulag Her: My parents aren't at home Stalin: I know"
"What did one sandstorm at a nude beach say to the other? Haboob"
"What is the worlds wettest animal? The reindeer"
"Girls are so confusing She said ""don't stop"" and now I'm in jail."
"I love corn! It's a food that always amaizes me."