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Joke of the Day
"There's a nudist convention in my town next weekend I might go if I've got nothing on"
Next Joke
"My parents are so proud of me! I won a math debate."
"What's the difference between a corn husker with tourettes, and a prostitute with diarrhea? One fits before they shuck, the other shits before they fuck."
"Warning: 18+ 19"
"I wasn't going to follow you but that bible verse in your bio totally changed my mind."
"My brother told me hates my beard. I said ""Don't worry, it will grow on you"""
"What did the waiter say to the customer complaining about a dirty bowl? This is unacceptable."
"I know a lot of clever jokes about umbrellas, but they usually go over peoples heads."
"What's yellow and lives off dead beatles? Yoko Ono"
"Alanis Morissette: It's like 10000 spoons when all you need is a knife. Spoons R Us clerk: Ma'am, nobody asked you to shop here."