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Joke of the Day
"On what day of every week do soft drinks sell the most? thursday"
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"Two men were arguing when one goes: 'Come at me, you wanna fight? You can bring all your friends vs me'..... ... And then I'll beat up the BOTH of you."
"If you count a little kid on another kid's shoulders under a trench coat as two people, then I have had TWO boyfriends"
"So my math teacher asked what I did over Thanksgiving... (-1)/8"
"If a glow worm were to have its tail cut off ... ... would it be de-lighted?"
"This lasagna recipe has been handed down in my family for generations in the hopes that someone would eventually make it."
"What do you say when God sneezes? Go bless yourself."
"How much did the critic tip the waitor? two cents"