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Joke of the Day

"I tried to come up with a pun about famous German philosophers... but I Kant."

"What's it called when you have decided to stop eating cold turkey sandwiches?"

"What did the town say to it's father, the city, when it left to get groceries Ciudad"

"Religion is a multi-billion dollar industry and those benefiting financially from it will do everything in their power to keep the con going."

"What's the difference between a Redditor and a brick? The brick will eventually get laid."

"Blood is thicker than water and a lot harder to clean off the walls."

"Did you know cats can jump higher than houses? This is because houses don't."

"I wish there was some way to tell if someone was an idiot or not. But we can't have everything we wish for. -Send from my iphone"

"[OC] How does Haskell like his food? Curried."

"A Magician's 3rd trick is usually a Hat-Trick."