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Joke of the Day
"I tried to come up with a pun about famous German philosophers... but I Kant."
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"I drank way too much yesterday and took the fattest girl home. I ended up hammered and waisted."
"Donald Trump admitted today that he contracted an STD. He has hairpiece."
"I always wanted to try juggling... I just never had the balls to."
"I always keep two pennies in my pocket. Just in case I have to give someone my two cents."
"I don't believe in gender equality because there are just some things I'm not meant to do. Like be the sane one in a relationship."
"A rabbi, a priest and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, ""What is this, a joke?"""
"In hell, every day is Thanksgiving and you're never allowed to unbutton your pants."
"My wife put on her panty hose backward... So I chewed her ass out."