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Joke of the Day

"Exams are like girlfriends! - difficult 2 understand - too many questions - more explanations are needed And results are most of the time failure..."

"Dad cooks venison and doesn't tell the kids what it is He gives them one hint: ""It's what your mother calls me"" The boy yells: ""It's a FUCKING DICK! Don't eat it!"""

"What's a Web Developer's favourite tea? URL #DDD"

"You know, if grapes actually tasted like ""grape-flavored"" stuff then maybe life wouldn't seem like such a lie all the time."

"What's blue and sits on the toilet? A policeman doing his duty!"

"My father always told me ""The way to a woman's heart is... ""...through her left breast."""

"Him: Are you on your way? Me: Yes, this cab driver sucks! *changes outfit for the 6th time, gulps wine and requests an uber*"

"hello 911, yeah me again. so listen 29 of my recent tweets have been stolen and.. hello? hello?"

"What is Polish roulette? It's similar to Russian roulette, but instead of a revolver it's played with an automatic pistol."

"What`s the difference between chinese people and racism? Racism has many faces"