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Joke of the Day

"What type of currency do people use in outer space? STARbucks."

"What's the best give you can give someone? A broken drum because you just can't beat it."

"Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff? So it would push back."

"What's the correct instrument for measuring how fat your mom is? A size-mom-meter"

"A hole was discovered in the fence of a nudist community. Police are looking into it."

"You know what is intense? Camping. Is intense."

"An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough."

"Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin? It wanted to play squash."

"What do call a Nazi that takes bribes? Paid-off Hitler!"

"When you see geese flying to warmer a climate ever wonder why one side of the V is longer? It's because that side has more geese."