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Joke of the Day

"What's the best give you can give someone? A broken drum because you just can't beat it."

"I identify as a creeper from minecraft Because I become unstable when people get to close to me"

"Does anyone know any good renal/kidney jokes? I'm in nursing school right now and there's a competition in one of my classes for the funniest renal joke. I can't think of any! Help?"

"sick of bullshit dui checkpoint profiling just because i'm a white male with the jagermeister logo emblazoned across his truck windshield"

"Why did the scientist take off his doorbell? ...because he wanted to win the ""Nobel"" prize!"

"An iceberg caused the Titanic to sink.. Lettuce have a moment of silence."

"What you you call a girl you meet on Reddit? You don't."

"What do you call an erection during a funeral? Mourning wood!"

"How to talk to a good girl and bad girl When you talk to a good girl, ask 'How are you?' When you talk to a bad girl, ask 'How much are you?'"

"How do you stop hearing jokes written for 12 year olds? Unsubscribe from r/jokes!"