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Joke of the Day
"What's the best give you can give someone? A broken drum because you just can't beat it."
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"Teacher - how did our grandparents kill time without smartphones or internet ? Student- I've already asked this question to my mum, her 5 brothers and 7 sisters !!"
"It's not sex until you walk away with a nose bleed, and the Eye Of The Tiger song is still playing in your head."
"On what day of every week do soft drinks sell the most? thursday"
"So, 50 Cent is bankrupt... He only has 50 Cent to his name."
"Just convinced my Mom she won't get Wolf of Wall Street if she doesn't see Teen Wolf first. Please play along."
"Why do porn stars always talk the same way as they would to a pet? Insert punch line below if needed"
"If you loiter in a Tibetan spiritual leaders sandwich shop every day, then... ... you dilly dally in the Dalai's deli daily."
"People mistook me for a racist Some people at the park had assumed I was a racist because they thought I had said ""sand nigger"" Really what I said was; ""Get out of the sand, nigger."""
"A recent study by UN has found dexter to be the no 1 cause for ocean pollution"