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Joke of the Day
"A hole was discovered in the fence of a nudist community. Police are looking into it."
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"How do you know when your gf is getting fat? When she fits into your wifes clothes"
"How did Camelot get its name? Guinevere liked to hump a lot."
"Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter? He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them."
"I don't have black, Mexican, or Asian friends... But some of my friends are a bit more shady than others."
"I'm not sure how messed up this is. What did Bill Cosby say when he was asked about the child abuse claims? Kids say the darnedest things."
"What's the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws; and the other is a pause at the end of a clause."
"How do you know if someone is a vegan? Don't worry, they'll tell you."
"Dear Airlines, We never really turn the phones off. Signed, Everyone"
"Mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop Called Monsters Ink"