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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a black guy on the moon? An astronaut, you racist."

"Just saw a guy sitting with a Blackberry and a newspaper. I think he was waiting for a horse."

"I hate it when you tell someone a lie to sound interesting and then you have to keep it up for several years because you married them."

"Why did the condom cross the road? It was pissed off. :3"

"A woman walks into a bar... and says to the bartender, ""I'd like a beer please."" The bartender asks, ""Anheuser Busch?"" She responds, ""Just fine thanks, and how's your cock?"""

"I'm sick of tired of people soaking my floor with their wet umbrellas when they come over to visit. I think it's time to make a stand."

"why does the official Reddit app aways crash? Unfortunately Reddit has stopped working, would you like to report the issue?"

"A roman walks into a bar... holds up two fingers and says ""five beers please!"""

"I've run over seven Koalas and one platypus with my car today and I haven't even left the city yet. Australia's dangerous like that."

"There were two guys fishing... Suddenly a hedgehog passes by and asks them: -""Hey guys do you have any glue""? They answer no and he leaves. Ten minutes later he comes back. -""I brought some"""