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Joke of the Day

"When you see geese flying to warmer a climate ever wonder why one side of the V is longer? It's because that side has more geese."

"I'd rather the Ring girl pop out of my TV than have the ""Congratulations you have won an iPhone"" voice ever scare the shit out of me again."

"My only fitness goal is to be able to lift an adult male, approximately the size of my husband, into the trunk of my car without help."

"Three Men Walk Into A Bar The bartender then says... ""How'd you guys get in here?"""

"Outsmarting Teacher PUPIL: ""Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?"" TEACHER:"" Of course not."" PUPIL: ""Good, because I haven`t done my homework."""

"I used to have sex daily... then I ran out of money"

"What is the difference between a flea and a wolf ? One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie !"

"What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service? A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)"

"Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head? From a distance they look like hares!"

"A man asks his wife on a Friday evening... Husband: Shall we have a nice weekend? Wife: Sure, why not? Husband: Ok then, see you on Monday!"