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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff? So it would push back."
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"I buy my guns from a man named ""T-Rex"" He's a small arms dealer"
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"I was going to make a joke about pepper but it was too insalting."
"Ever since I ate that Dominos artisan style pizza I can't stop painting my bathroom."
"What is a Queens job? She Queens and vacuums"
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"This Christmas... This Christmas, Donald Trump's hair becomes sentient and nukes canada. Only one Democratic Socialist can prevent a total World War. Bernie Sanders stars... in HELL TOUPEE"
"I can't Colbert it, they were the Stewartship of my news and entertainment."