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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff? So it would push back."
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"They say you are what you eat.. But I don't remember eating a PATHETIC FAILURE."
"I managed to hit 18 holes today... And I still have time for golf."
"What does a Syrian refugee and an American abortion have in common? White people didn't allow them to come into the U.S."
"What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards ? A receding hare-line."
"When my mother was 53 she started running 5 kilometers every day. Now she's 68 and we don't know where the hell she is..."
"""Bob's here"" Bob from work or Bob THE HARBINGER OF DEATH *an icy wind blows as black clouds consume the sky* ""Bob from work"" *clouds recede*"
"People with gender dysphoria tend to be great businessmen. Every action they take is a trans-action."
"If you were working at Hewlett Packard and you sprinted out of the building... ...would you die because you ran out of HP?"
"What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed? Sleep on the sofa."