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Joke of the Day

"An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough."

"Have you ever tried to eat your own watch? Well it's very time consuming."

"I was once a man stuck in a woman's body. I'll never mistake superglue for lube again."

"What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking? Vaporeon"

"You know what's Obama doing right now? He's Havana good time (sorry)"

"I bet there is already someone who's put their number of twitter followers on a college application."

"Two cats decided to commit suicide by jumping off a cliff... The first cat jumped. The other was too much of a pussy."

"What do children think of the world? I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today."

"10 just informed me that exercising releases inner-dolphins. If that's not a reason to exercise, then I don't know what is."

"What is the best way for a pet shop to get business? Word of mouse."