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Joke of the Day
"What do call a Nazi that takes bribes? Paid-off Hitler!"
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"I wonder if they sell tumbleweeds on eBay, as it would be cool to have a few following me around the office wherever I go"
"me: How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?! Netflix: Because you watched ""The Wedding Planner"""
"Frozen Joke Q: Why can't Elsa hold a balloon? A: Because she might Let it Go"
"two conceited people having sex... ...girl says ""tight, huh?"" guy replys ""nah, just full"""
"ROMEO:But, soft! What light through yonder window breaks? ME:Well if you'd just sod off like I asked, I wouldn't have to throw lamps at you."
"Which chocolate stops dogs hair falling out? Malteasers"
"A rude answer to when someone tells you they want something that isnt going to happen. Want in one hand and shit in the other one, then tell me which one fills up first."
"What is the opposite of a cold front? -A warm back"
"What did the green grape said to the purple grape? BREATHE, GOD DAMMIT!! BREATHE!!!"