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Joke of the Day

"Why do they like to watch Star Wars on the big screen on aircraft carriers? They're all about force projection."

"Men are not sexist Because being sexist is wrong and being wrong is what women do."

"I just read a long article about Japanese sword fighters. If you want, I can samurais it for you."

"What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head? A Space Invader. "

"Spell mousetrap with three letters. C-A-T"

"Excited about my bike, I decided to start a cycling club. It's been weeks and no one has joined Maybe The Pedalphiles wasn't the best name :-/"

"Without Geometry Life is pointless."

"What do you call a guy who'll date your sister, but will kill his sister for dating you! A Moderate Muslim."

"The swedish word ""gratrunka"" means 'crying while masturbating'. Guess you can say its a... real tear jerker."

"Yep, we're the minority around here when we have the only Wi-Fi network name written in English in the entire neighborhood."