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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head? A Space Invader. "

"I was recently on Safari in the Serengeti and witnessed two huge male lions, taking it in turns to shag each other. I thought, ""Fcuk me, have they got no pride?"""

"Yo mama is so fat... That Seaworld is looking for her to make sure she no longer breeds."

"Jack is coming over. ""Jack from work or Jack and the..."" [a beanstalk comes up through the floor and crashes through the ceiling]"

"Some dude told me he's had 100 times more girls than me which made me laugh so much because 100 x 0 is still 0."

"Q: What's the ultimate embarrassment for a blonde? A: When her ben-wa balls set off the airport metal detector."

"#MyRoommateIsWeird she keeps having babies and making me take care of them. She also insists I call her 'Wife'"

"My favorite joke [ha ha ha](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Womens_rights)"

"Yo Momma so Fat When she met Stevie Wonder backstage. He was like ""Who brought a goddamned bouncy castle in here!"""

"What was Mussolini's favourite dessert? Tyranisu"