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Joke of the Day

"Without Geometry Life is pointless."

"Husband's note on refrigerator for wife: Someone from the Gyna Colleges called. They said the Pabst beer is normal. I didn't know you liked beer."

"When I die and doctors perform an autopsy, they'll probably find twenty pounds of stickers off of fruit in my intestines"

"What did the dick say to the condom? Cover me, I'm going in!"

"Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes and it's a woman's job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with."

"My orgasm face looks like I'm opening a jar of pickles."

"So Five Night's at Freddy's 3 was announced Is it going to have a dead horse animatronic that you have to beat?"

"Somewhere out there, a neurotic chicken wants to cross the road but is paralyzed by the knowledge that everyone will question his motives"

"The urgent care center in town was torn down... ...it was clinically depressed"

"Why does Saudi Arabia have so much oil? Because the women are not allowed to drive."